22nd March 2012

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Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just play with the stuff I thought I lost.

22nd March 2012

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Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they’ve made it this far.

22nd March 2012

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There are only two types of honesty people in the world, small children and drunk people.

22nd March 2012

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There’s a difference between reasons & excuses.

21st March 2012

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“I find it so funny when people are trying to tell me how to live my life when they’re the ones who have the screwed up life. So the next time you judge someone, take a look in the mirror first.”

18th March 2012

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If someone makes you more upset than happy, then they aren’t worth your time.

17th March 2012

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Friends: “OMG my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.” Me: “Sometimes, old people say hi to me.”

16th March 2012

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You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore

16th March 2012

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“Can I copy your homework?” “Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong.” “I don’t care, thanks!”

16th March 2012

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That terrifying feeling when you first spot the spider…